Well, I went ahead and created a little photo album on yahoo just so I can show off how cute my baby is: Krystal in mini-recliner Daddy and Krystal self-portrait Krystal is a messy eater There are a few more at yahoo Photo Albums , and they're all just as cute! Contribute to the Exquisite Corpse!

I mentioned in my previous blog entry here that I owned a pair of oversize black contact lenses. Since at least a minimal level of interest was displayed, here for your viewing pleasure are some pictures of me wearing those contacts. Here I am a knife fight victim. (Note the defensive cut just showing on my right forearm.) Here I'm just wearing the lenses with my most expressionless face, for maximum creepiness. In this one I am dressed as "The Host".... ...

Just had to share a couple more photos of the cutest baby ever... mine! Take a look at this and see just how close to the Gerber Baby Krystal actually is: And here, with her tongue out, she is just the most adorable thing in the world: