Yes, you read that right. I claim that ALL marriages, as currently defined, are unconstitutional. Gay, straight, nonagenarian, octopoid, whatever. Doesn't matter, it's all unconstitutional. How did I arrive at this extreme conclusion? It's actually pretty simple: 1) The First Amendment states, in relevant part, that "Congress shall make no law regarding an establishment of religion." This is pretty straightforward. I think a lot of people misread it to say that Congress can't ...