Decide for yourself!
Published on November 26, 2004 By citahellion In Humor
IS SANTA CLAUS REALLY GOD?

Decide for yourself! Here's the evidence:

They both have beards.
They're both old men.
They both have little helpers (elves/angels)
They both perform miracles.
They both know when you've been good or bad.

They both reward you for goodness and punish you for badness.
They both take requests (letters/prayers).
Neither of them always fulfills those requests.
Neither of them gives you a reason for not fulfilling them.
They both operate invisibly.

You never know what either of them are really up to.
Many people doubt the existence of either.
But, many people believe strongly in both.
They both arrived on Christmas day.

And, the most crucial evidence of all:

You never see both of them at the same time!

Comments
on Nov 26, 2004
Heh....that's kind of like 'Is the Easter Bunny really Jesus?'

They're both highley regarded...
They show up on the same day...but never side by side...
They both give out free food...

So many conspiracies....so little time....

Good article,
~Zoo
on Nov 26, 2004
Well I've never actually seen either of them, just the effect they have on the world. So that last bit would apply to anyone
on Nov 27, 2004
Fun article. Thank you for sharing.
on Nov 27, 2004
You never see both of them at the same time!


This is so funny, citahellion! It makes a lot of sense, too . . . *rubs chin*
on Nov 28, 2004
so, from now on when i do the sign of the cross i'll be thinking...."in the name of the father, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny!?
on Nov 29, 2004
Well, just to keep it all on the same level, perhaps we should go with "In the name of The Santa, The Easter Bunny, and The Great Pumpkin"....
on Nov 29, 2004
This made me laugh mate

on Dec 01, 2004
yep i think you might be right