Ever see a company targeted to such a small market segment that you couldn't believe it even existed? A long time ago some friends and I brainstormed this list of companies that we'd like to see filling in various market niches. (disclaimer: I only came up with about 15% of these myself.)
Larry's Japanese Garden Removal, Inc.
Peanut Butter and Okra Sandwich Stand
Dental Floss Personal Tutoring Services
Learning to Read Paper Tape
Johnson and Phillip's Simian Removal Service
Teachers of Quadraplegic Jugglers
Seven-trit Processor Assembly Hacker
Dead Viking Escort Serrvice
Burn & Urn, a crematorium for the rock and roll generation.
Eye's the Limit Visual Transplant Services
The Mouse That Roared, genetic development
Beta to VHS rerecording
HDR - High Definition Radio
Luigi's Bathroom Descummers
Say It With Spam services, inc.
Long-term Lutefisk Storage Facilities Co.
Sprunt! Long Distance Calling Service.
The Curbside Tampon Recycling Service.
toothpick fracture research laboratories
crumpled paper straighteners inc.
consolidated mistake repairs ltd
old milk sniffers association
Plate Lickers for All Occasions
Organ Grinder Locator Service for Aspiring Monkeys
Crunchy butter associates.
Horsehair Underwear Makers of America.
The ziplock bag store
Used lightbulb warehouse outlet
Used chewing gum suppliers
Saliva Suppliers - 55 gallon drums our specialty
The used paint store
Lint International
Donkey spit clear beer Norweigan Blue Parrot CPR
Methane Manufacturers: the natural way
Snowball Refreezers R Us
Plant Lobotomies Discounters
Diskette Disposal Services
Express Envelope Licking, Limited.
Pen Location Specialists
Accidental Elephant Disembowlment Agency
Untitled Walkways, Incorporated. "Walk the friendly grounds! Plus, with our new frequent walkers' program, for every fifty miles that you walk we'll let you walk another mile FREE!"
The Bank of Change ("We'll make change for anything!")
International Telephone Handset Lifters
Lizard-Skin Removal Specialists, for all your shedding Lizard needs.
Tye-dyed Tux Rental
The little church of the dead
Tommy's one way Arctic Travel, inc.
Learn Hari-Kari the Right Way
masking tape cleaners ltd--we'll get that hair off, guaranteed!
The Break-Away Condom Corporation
In-Flight Peanut Eaters, for all those times when you just don't want that crappy little bag of nuts.
Custom body-bag outfitters
Rubber hatchet supply - for the mentally deranged
Toenail reclamation service
Tit-lickers, inc
Rubber Nipple inflators, Ltd.
Surrogate Masticators.
Fish Disposal Experts
Flat Soda Repairman
Bottled AfterBirth Juice
Telephone Deodorizers
The Licorice Ice Cream Stand
Reptiles for Formal Occasions
LSD Suppositories
stamp lickers ltd
bottle cork replacements
skid mark--the stain remover
Dead Cat Wholesalers
MicroSoft(tm) Windows(R) for Blenders
Worm Kabobs
Pubic Hair Art Collectors LTD.
Raisin Rejuvination
The Society for Propagation of Boils
Tree-Bark Eaters of the Northeast
The Snot Preserver Society
Bob's Depilation and Delousing
Joan's ToeJam Jarring
Ted's Tar-and-Feather Removal Service
The National Handicapped Society's State Fair Booth, "Dick on a Stick" for women with cripple fetishes
Panda for President Committee
CO2 Recyclers, International
Dr. John's Rusty Nail Removal Service
Bob's Toaster Target Practice Range
disposable razor sharpeners
VCR Programmers
Testicle Tickler (tm), the Gentler Genital Cleanser for your dog.
Doghouse Interior Decorators
International Housefly Photographers
Sticks for all Seasons; dog-retrieval sticks a specialty!
Battery Lickers, Ltd.
Leftover Lovers. "Don't want the rest of your dinner? Call Leftover Lovers! For just $3.95, we'll send someone out to your house to clean off your plate! And if you have leftovers stashed in the fridge, it's just an extra $1.00 per item to have it eaten! Liver for dinner tonight? Call now!"
stamp lickers society
hardee's recycled coffee grounds, ltd.
Small Bottle Cotton Inserters, Inc.
Computers by Luddites
Electrical Socket Sanders
Lamp Lickers Anonymous
IBM Toilet Servicers, Inc.
Kevorkian Machines
CUSTOM CATERERS: just the place to go for a nifty new custom! also dealing in superstition, rites of passage, and stereotypings.
Deadheads Folk Music Store
Watchwinders, Inc.
Calenders of Yesteryear
Elvis Drug Emporium
Reggie Lewis Heart Clinic
New Canoes for Gnus
New! Topical Testicle Thickener! The Gentler Genital Generator!
The All-new, Extra-Exciting Electric Condom
Home Cremation Kit! For the COMPLETE Do-it-Yourselfer! Why trust those money-grubbing old Funeral homes when you can assure complete cremation in the
comfort of your own kitchen? Just 15 minutes, a gas oven range, and our handy kit, and you're ready for the mantel in your own little urn.
Paper Clip Repair Service