so laugh, dammit.
Published on July 19, 2004 By citahellion In Humor
There were seven dwarves in the tub, all feeling happy. ...So he got out.

Picture two dwarves standing in the forest, talking. One is fat and looks good-natured, the other is thin and nervous. The nervous one speaks:
"Well, it's down to just the eight of us now... I'm telling you, Hungry, something funny is going on around here!"

A guy goes to the doctor. "Doc," he says, "You gotta help me. I've got horrible flatulence. It's just a good thing they're silent and hardly smell at all, because I just can't control when I have to let one rip. I've let probably half a dozen fly just in the time I've been waiting for you!"
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription; take two of these a day and come see me again in a week."
A week goes by, the guy takes the pills. He goes back to the doctor.
"Doc, what are you doing to me?!" he cries. "I'm still farting up a silent storm, only now they reek to high heaven!"
"Great!" says the doctor, "Now we'll check your ears."

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